http://xbmc.org/natethomas/2011/04/07/whats-going-on-april-fools-non-technical-edition/
too bad it has no microphone in it!
Go tell them to put one in it!
"Finally, beginning next week, XBMC hopes to begin a Feature Friday, in which we invite you, the user, to submit a story about your setup, along with a few pictures. If youve got a full-on batcave or a dorm room youre proud of, wed love to see it. No guarantees that well publish any of it, but well definitely try to sneak you in if either you or your setup is cool or funny or really, REALLY terrible."
Sounds like it's time to put your writer cap on ...
mmmm. My favourite. Isn't that your thing?